every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
(via krystalcristinaherrera)
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“r u a top or a bottom”
what do you mean like bunk beds or mario kart or what
(via krystalcristinaherrera)
“tbh” is my fav thing to end a sentence with tbh
(Source: mcsnuggie, via crystallized-pussies)
One of the best feelings is knowing that you’re wanted. Knowing that someone wants to talk to you, wants to know how you’re doing, or wants to see you. Whether they pick up the phone to send you a quick text or stop by your house to catch up, someone or something reminded them of you specifically. It just feels really nice to know that you’ve been on someone’s mind and that they care enough to let you know that.
(via vanilla-bliss)
people who are rude to cashiers or waiters or any customer service people are my least favourite people because all day these people run around doing things for everyone else and keep a smile on their faces despite dealing with jackasses and if you’re having a shitty day then don’t take it out on those who assist people for a living and deal with assholes on the daily and are still nice about it
(via krystalcristinaherrera)
i actually have a fashion taste that is completly different from what i actually wear but i dont have enough confidence to wear what i really want to wear
(via drownyoursorrowss)
- English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered.
- Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time. The boy grew up to be a successful young man who roams around the world to showcase his talent while the girl stayed in the sea of faces who admired him. He doesn't know her, but she knows him, from his real name to what his favorite color is. She sends him love letters, even if she's aware that he won't be able to read it and she has to pay loads of money just to watch him perform for a few hours. That pattern goes on and on, unceasingly. The boy continues to walk in his dream, while the girl could only look at him with pure admiration, and sadly, that's how it'll end. The boy...will never know just how much the girl loves him.
- English Teacher: That's quite sad.
- Me: Oh, the life of a fangirl really is sad, Teach.
- English Teacher: What
- Me: What
you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark
(via crystallized-pussies)
- me: skips tutorial
- me: how the fuck do you play this game
